PRESS RELEASE:
WORLD’S FIRST NAIL POLISH ADOPTION AGENCY: PARENTS NEEDED
Adoptapolish.org announces the world’s first
adoption drive for in need nail polish, available for U.S. and Canadian
applicants.
Every day, thousands of nail polishes are
abandoned or abused. They are not sticky or old, they are fine new polishes,
stuck on a shelf because they are forgotten or out of season. All they desire is
to be used, and maybe taken for a night on the town in return.
“We have so many polishes who need a good
family to take them in” said AdoptAPolish.org executive director Nikki
Smith. “All it takes is filling out an application form describing how you can
provide a better life for one of our in need nail polishes. We select the best
application and take care of all the expenses, delivering your newly adopted
polish directly to your door.”
One current nail polish, Charleston, held
back tears well describing his life, “I spent two years of my life stacked in a
dark room crammed together with thousands of others just like me, hundreds
pressing down on my shoulders at any given time. I’m a shimmer and I have never
seen sunlight in my life. Oh and don’t get me started on CND Shellac, I just
can’t keep going as long, why would any women want me” he continued.
Please don’t let the agony go on any longer
than it has to. The first round of adoptions closes December 15th. Apply to
Adopt a Polish at http://www.adoptapolish.org/category/current-adoptions/
About Adopt a
Polish:
Adoptapolish.org is a not-for-profit organization funded by the people at Nail Polish Canada. We are grateful they’ve spent the time and money to set us up, but we know they only did it to look like charitable people. They are jerks! All they care about is selling you things. This entire organization was set-up by them to manipulate you. Don’t worry about us being influenced by them, we cash their cheque, move on with our lives, and get back to saving lives. We would never compromise our ethics by telling you to shop now at http://www.NailPolishCanada.com and take advantage of free shipping over $29.
******Seriously, go check this out, its a funny, cute way to win some polish!
<3 Carrie
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